NY summer story 1:
Last Saturday, five girls – dolled up to party – gathered at a newly moved into, sixth-story studio apartment in the East Village (belonging, of course, to one of the five). One – not the tenant – was visibly upset over a boyfriend’s decided lack of consideration. Amidst glasses of chilled white wine, make-up touch-ups and an engagement tale, words of comfort, confirmation and advice were proffered. A couple of cigarettes on the narrow, street-facing balcony drew the attention of two of the girls to a fire escape across the avenue, where two rather naked individuals – a girl and a guy – loitered, intertwined. The girl waved nonchalantly, seeming not to mind the attention.
The inhabitant of the sixth-story studio, upon finishing her cigarette, came back inside, pronouncing her neighbors’ state of undress. She asked her guests not to ogle, as the girl and the guy were, after all, her new neighbors. Which, of course, led her guests to ogle, which – in turn – seemed to excite the new neighbors, and within moments, the girl and the guy were, well, at it. She standing in front – pressed against the railing – and he behind, thrusting rhythmically – the two were indisputably mid-coitus (though ironically, somehow lacking in abandon). Despite the sixth-story studio’s tenant’s mounting protestations that her guests not stare, it was hard not to experience the fleeting New York moment fully, hard not to indulge the couple’s apparent wish to be watched.
Later, one of the girls thought that had she not had four witnesses (and a blog in which to record the details), the episode would retreat – absurdity slowly taking out reality – into an area of the brain reserved for mere fancies, imaginations, half truths and urban myths.
Additional thoughts: This is not having sex in a public restroom, on a dark rooftop or on a deserted meadow in the country, where the excitement comes from “WHAT IF someone finds us? sees us? stumbles upon us?” This is having sex for all of New York to witness, where the excitement comes not from a ‘what if’ but from the certainty of an audience.
NY summer story 2:
And, speaking of exhibitionists, a friend was recently killing some early-evening time on St. Marks, when a guy in a car said, “Hey, do you know of any good exhibitionist clubs around here?” Somewhat intrigued, she shook her head no, but asked for clarity and found out that – or at least according to this guy – exhibitionist clubs involve all patrons stripping down to their skin upon admission.
“By the way,” the self-identified exhibitionist queried, motioning netherwards, “do you want to have a look?”
“No,” my friend shook her head, ready to walk on, but the exhibitionist had recognized her intrigue and played to it, piquing her curiosity, convincing her to have just a quick peek. She walked up to the exhibitionist’s car, expecting an unzipped fly, thinking this is sure to make for a good story, but found instead that the exhibitionist wore nothing but a shirt. Aghast, she decided (rather wisely) that it was indeed time to move on, despite the exhibitionist’s additional supplications that she maintain her, er, eye-contact, until he had finished.
My friend got the distinct impression that the exhibitionist spent his days driving around Manhattan bottomless, in search of a spare set of eyes to humor his fetish. She got the impression that to him, this kick was indeed better than sex, and that to whom the spare set of eyes belonged did not matter an iota – as long as they were willing to watch to the end.
Thoughts: It’s the summer. It’s warm. People dress more provocatively. They feel liberated. And horny.